Behold the Blériot. This machine is composed of exotic metallic alloys,
Including, but not limited to, the elements iron, carbon, chromium, aluminum,
molybdenum, and copper, not to mention such composite materials as cowhide,
plant fibers, tree products of various sorts, and the occasional petroleum derived widget.
This bike was mostly built by 37 trained wrestling chimpanzees under the careful guidance of Tim Rangitsch at ACME bicycles in Rapid City, SD
I highly recommend ACME for your cycling and chimp wrestling needs. "The Most Beloved Bike Shop in the Black Hills"